thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

Maybe, just maybe, if you had paid more attention you would have learned “would going” is not proper grammar.

(Source: hit-it-and-quidditch)

simba-vevo:

Sometimes I have Tumble open on my phone so I can refresh for messages in my inbox that I know won’t be there

http://fall-children.tumblr.com/post/83180388740/so-im-like-95-sure-i-have-meningitis-not-like

fall-children:

So I’m like 95% sure I have meningitis (not like 100% but from what I found after searching google for a good hour or so it seems like there’s a good chance it’s that). And what does my mom do? Nothing. I could literally have a life-threatening disease and she’s yelling at me saying she can’t do…

Chris, you’re no longer allowed to go on WebMD again haha.

So this is what happens when a dumb manager tries to copy the format I use for my signature, to make themself seem more professional, and fails miserably…

So this is what happens when a dumb manager tries to copy the format I use for my signature, to make themself seem more professional, and fails miserably…

trans-vegan:

zombie-baby:

letsgetweirdmatt:

our2ndlifeimagine:

lemonadedoesnotmakeoranges:

I dont just do this with people I know. I try to help everyone 

i’d stay up with ANYONE.

Reblog everytime

I’ve done this with so many people, some I didn’t even know.

I would stay up for anyone. Honestly, if you ever need someone to talk to, or someone to just listen, I am here.
I’ve been there far too many times myself. 

Hell, I’ve done this with several random strangers. Definitely over 30 people by now… Dear everyone, if you can, help someone; because someday you’ll be the person who needs help.

trans-vegan:

zombie-baby:

letsgetweirdmatt:

our2ndlifeimagine:

lemonadedoesnotmakeoranges:

I dont just do this with people I know. I try to help everyone 

i’d stay up with ANYONE.

Reblog everytime

I’ve done this with so many people, some I didn’t even know.

I would stay up for anyone. Honestly, if you ever need someone to talk to, or someone to just listen, I am here.

I’ve been there far too many times myself. 

Hell, I’ve done this with several random strangers. Definitely over 30 people by now… Dear everyone, if you can, help someone; because someday you’ll be the person who needs help.

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: hxxt)