when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
Maybe, just maybe, if you had paid more attention you would have learned “would going” is not proper grammar.
Sometimes I have Tumble open on my phone so I can refresh for messages in my inbox that I know won’t be there
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today